A downloadable game for Windows

A simple game where you just press buttons. 

Hey kid, do you wanna FARD™?

Music by June Flower.

Technical Note

If the game seems to be running too fast, you'll need to manually set your monitor's refresh rate to 60hz or enable VSync for the game in your videocard's settings because GameMaker just be like that and I can't really do much about it.

If Windows says it's a virus, it's not! Windows is just weird about GameMaker executables now for some reason! 

To remedy this you will need to search for "Virus and Threat Protection," from the start menu, choose to "manage settings," and create an exception for the location of the executable.


  • Press F, A, R, and D to move the paddle to the designated lane.
  • Press SPACEBAR to use the Smart Boy Bomb™. Be careful, you only have one!


FARD_ver1.0.zip 13 MB

Install instructions

Download the .zip and extract the .exe to wherever you want! If Windows whines about the executable, you'll need to tell it to run the game anyway.

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